“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! B’loody GF tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Mr. Flacit chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause I mean how the fuck did I get all the way from school to my room lmao.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a toaster (AN: all toasters toast toast) and almost threw it into the bath to toaster bath. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Alubard was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And an überkidd was masticating to it! They were also smoking pot just because.

“EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU HIGH OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly .EXE666 ran in.

“Bop beep bo skdoo bep!” he yelled at Alucard and the überkidd pointing his macaroni. I took my gun and shot Alucard and the überkiv a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Mr. Fuckshit ran in. “Edgy, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Alucard and the überkidd and then suddenly…

Darnell ran outside and said everyone we need to talk.

“What do you know, Darnell You’re just a little university student!”

“I MAY BE A UBIVERSITY STUDENT….” Daranell paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“This cannot be.” Alucarb said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Mr. Fucksit’s gun had shot him. “There must be other factors.”

“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.

The überkidd held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

“Why are you doing this?” the überkidd said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Darnell said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his microphone in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

“Because you’re goffic?” Alucar asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

“Because I LOVE HER!”

I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Prico had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.

“NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS DARInell but it was .EXE666. He started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY HAIR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

I stopped. “How did u know?”

“I saw it! And my hair color turned back into cyan!”

“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have cyan hair anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Deadgy changed it into black for me and I always cover it up with dye.” he said back. “Anyway my hair hurt and it turned back into cyan! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Pico…………….Dadgy Dearest has him bondage!” (AN: ;))

Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Alucar and the überkidds and DARHNELL were there too. They were going to Deterntion after they recovered cause they were perves and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Mr. Flacit had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Darnell came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.

“Egdy I need to tell u somethnig.” he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.” I snapped. Darnell had been mean to me before for being gottik.

“No Egdy.” Darnell says. “Those are not roses.”

“What, are they goffs too you poser prep?” I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.

“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” “You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Alucar and the überkidds.” Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong….. yes it is : DDDDDD) to it he added silently.

“Whatever!” I yelled angirly.

He pointed his hand at the pink roses. “These aren’t roses.” He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that’s all you haD TO SAY! .

“That’s not a spell that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him wisely.

“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.” Then he screamed. “Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!”

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn’t a prep.

“OK I believe you now wtf is Piko?”

Dairnell rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

“U c, Egddy,” Mr. Fuckshit said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”

“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Darnell yelled. mR. FUCKshit lookd shockd. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back. (Dranell is yelling becuz he was havin a magrianeis crises)

Dairnell stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, mr flacitt!”

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Lila from Spooky Month (if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

“You look kawai, girl.” B’loody GF said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Alucar and the überkidds couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. .EXE666 was in the Apples and Bananas Class. He looked all depressed because Pico had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Pico. He was sucking some blood from Foamy the Squirrel.

“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. BF had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Picos. Then……… we jumped on each other and started rapping each other.

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Picos teacher who was watching us and so was everyone else.

“.EXE666 you fucker!” I said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Pico!” I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY HAIR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

“NO!” I ran up closer.

“I thought you didn’t have cyan hair anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Deadgy changed it into black hair for me and I always cover it up with dye.” he said back. “Anyway my hair hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Pico…………….Daffy Dearest has him bondage!” (AN: ; )))))))

.EXE666 and I ran up the stairs looking for Mr. Flacit. We were so scared.

“Mr. Flacit Mr. Fucksit!” we both yelled. Mr. Flacit came there.

“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.

“Dasdy Dearest has Pico!” we shouted at the same time.

He laughed in an evil voice.

“No! Don’t! We need to save Pico!” we begged.

“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Daddy Dearest does to Pico. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebgy.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. .EXE666 started crying. 

“My Pico!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!)

“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.

“What?” I asked him.

“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then…… suddenly we were in Daddy Dearpst’s lair!

We ran in with our guns out just as we heard a croon voice say. “Bopeedo!” It was……………………………….. Daddy Dearest!

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

We ran to where Daddy Dearect was. It turned out that DD wasn’t there. Instead the fat bear who had a gun was. Pico was there crying tears of blood. Beary was torturing him. .EXE666 and I ran in front of Beary.

“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “EdgyIloveyouwilu5starrateme.” he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

“Huh?” I asked. ”Egdy I love you will you 5 star rate me?” asked Beary. I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to rate you highly? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

“Beary what art thou doing?” called Daddy Dearest. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on P-Bot and we flew to the university. We went to my room. .EXE666 went away. There I started crying.

“What’s wrong honey?” asked Pico taking out Pico’s School so we could speedrun it. He had a M-rating (geddit cuz hes so edgie) and really huge stars and everything.

“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B’loody GF, because she’s not ugly or anything.”

“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Pico.

“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Alucard and an überkidd took a video of me naked. Darnell says he’s in love with me. .EXE666 likes me and now even Beary is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Pico! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory egdy isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.

“Edgy Edgy!” shouted Pico sadly. “No, please, come back!”

But I was too mad.

“Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with .EXE666!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Pico and .EXE666. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my ebony black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Pico!

“Egdy I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.” Then……………. he started to sing “Da Chronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Joel was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .

“OMFG.” I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Pico’s now) at them. “I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. An überkidd shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in the Week 1 stage right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.

AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet! Raven wtf u bich!

We ran happily to the Week 1 stage. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing “Blammed”’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Pico thought so, but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Pico was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Consict and Piconj00!

“Wtf Pico im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them”

“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.

“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.

“We won’t do that again.” Pico promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”

“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”

“NO.” he muttered loudly.

“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.

“Egdy! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by GC to me.

I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

B’loody GF was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese…… OR DOES IT?). “BTW Nene that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Nene will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” B’loody GD shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den an uberkid did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”

“Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Pico tonight in the Week 1 stage with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

B’Loody GF Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “B’Loody GF are u a PREP?”

“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near teh university that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Piko or Deadgy or .EXE666(don’t even SAY that nam to me! > : (((((). Or me.

“Mr. Fucksit.” She sed. “Let me just call F-Bot.”

“OMFFG MR. FUCKSHIT?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the map for Phillydelphia on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in the stage. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”

“Da real goffs?” Me and B’Loody GF asked.

“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday teh uberkidds and alucar tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”

“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said B’Loody GF.

“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s edgy the edgelord coldsteel VENOM soul fuck what’s yours?”

“Hanzou.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf piko you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Darnell ran in looking worried. “OMFG EDGIY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE UNIVERSITY NOW!”

Hanzo gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Darnell kept shooting at us to cum back 2 da unisity. “WTF Darnell?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Nene came. Darnell went away angrily.

“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” she said.

“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Nene’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short purple corset-thingy with pink red lace on it and a blak rose-pink miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.

“So r u going 2 da concert wif Pico?” she asked.

“Yah.” I said happily.

“I’m gong with Deadgy.” she anserred happily. Well anyway Pico and Deadgy came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Deadgy was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Pico was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black KMFDM t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. B’loody GF was going 2 da concert wif Deadgy. Deadgy used to be called Samurai Asshole but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were demons(tjus makin Nene a demnon too, since they siblings). They dyed in a car crash. Samurai converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Philadelphia now. He was wearing a black NG t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Deadgy now. Well anyway we al went 2 Pico’s black Mercy-Bens P-Bot (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad John Captain gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Pico and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps pozerz. We soon got there…….I gapsed.

Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif a skull and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Pico. Pico and I came. It was…….Conbitch and da Piconj00s!

“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Egdy, DD told u to kil l.EXE666. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Pico!”

“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his knife.

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his A-Bot. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a lazzer atacl and Conbitch ran away. It was…………………………………MR. FUCKSHIT!

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.

(Da night before Pico and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Mr.Fukshid chased Consbitch and Piconj00 away. We flew there on our NG-Bots. Mine was P-Bot and the metal-stuff was blood-red. There were spikes all over it. Pico had a black MCR A-Bot. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)

Well anyway I went down to da Porteld. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Gottik Puks.

“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to B’loody GF and Nene. B’loody GF was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Nene was wearing a long gothic blak dress with violet purple writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. .EXE666, Deagy and Pico came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.

“Those guys are so fucking hot.” Senpai was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Consbit ad Piconsj000 yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.

“……………….MR.FRASIT?1!” we all gasped.

“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Conssvitc ad PicronjU00!”

“Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”

Everyone from the boomer table in the university started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a boomer he was!1.

“BTW you can call me Samuel.” HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.

“What a fucking boomer (AN: LOL GEDDIT XDDDDDDD)!” Pico shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. .EXE666 looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Nene shouted.

I was so fucking angry.

All day we sat angerly finking about Mr.Fracit. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da KMFDM concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.

Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Pico was being all secretive.

I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).

“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)

“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.

“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.

“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.

“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.

But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Pico banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.

Suddenly Darnell came. He had appearated.

“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?”

Only it wasn’t just Darnell. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Hanzou or maybe Pico but it was Mr.Fukshit.

“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”

“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.

“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Pricko has a surprise for u.”

All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Conssickt and Daadyy Dereasted had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Pico so we could do it again.

“Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was an Ünberkidding! “R u gonna roulette me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Rm.Feracitd had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Alucar.

“No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns.” he growld angrily.

“Yah, so u can fuk ur non-existant gurlfriend, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally.

“Fuker.” He said, gong away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped…………………………………………………………….Arlucadri and an überkindind were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Cssarndra was watching!1

“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Cssrandra ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking preps. (btw alucadr is movd 2 da univesity now)

“WTF is that why u wanted condoms?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)

“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” ab überkids shouted angrily.

“Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed.

“You dimwit!.” Asslucard began 2 shoot angrily. And then………I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything. I had a 5 star rating seeing dat, becuz guys doin sex is so hut, contrary to gurlz doin sex.

“Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?”

“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to Mr. Fludd. So fuck off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was .EXE666, looking extremely fucking hot.

“WTF where’d Pico?” I asked him.

“Oh he’s bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t cum.” .EXE666 said shaking his hed. “U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?”

Then….. he showed me his P-Bot. I gasped. It was a black P-Bot. He said his brotha Ratz the Rit had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said “EDGGY”’ on it.

……….I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.

.EXE666 and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

I almost had a 5 starr ratting. Gerard was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing “Fresh” and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ……….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Pico, cryin in a corner.

Later we all went in the skull. Pcio was crying in da common room. “Prico are u okay?” I asked in a gothic voice.

“No I’m not u fuking bitch!” he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.

“Its ok Eddgy.” said .EXE666 comfortly. “Ill make him feel better.”

“U mean you’ll go fuck him wont you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Pico. .EXE666 came too.

“Pico please come!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)

And then………………………….. we herd sum footsteps! .EXE666 got out his blak invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw Hank there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

“WHOSE THERE!” he shouted angrily. We saw Snowball come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.

“IS ANY1 THERE!” yelled Hank.

“No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!” .EXE666 said under his breast in a disgusted way.

“EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Hank. Den he heard Snowball meow. “Sbownall is der any1 unda da cloak!” he asked. Snowball nodded. And then……………………….666.XEE frenched me! He did it jus as…………………….. Hank was taking of da cloak!1

“WHAT DA-” he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Pico crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.

“Pico!” I cried. “R u okay?”

“I guess though.” Pico weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Pico and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin, of curse not : )))))) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Mommy Merest walked into the school!1

All day everyone talked about the Momy Marest. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.

Standing in front of me where………………. B;loody GF, .EXE666, Deagy, Pico, Drarnell and Nene!

I opened my crimson eyes. Nene was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody seals all over it. Under that she wart a pink poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. .EXE666 was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Pico was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Gerard Way, and almost as fucking sexy. .EXE666 looked like Joel Madden. B’loody GF was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness (who is Cassette Girl) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were ENA and Moony. It turns out that Dranel, Deagy, ENA and Moony’s dads were demon. They committed exit game by slitting their wrists with a razor. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Stanism.